Home Renovation Warrior Gifts

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"When I bought, they called it a fixer-upper. After ten years and $175,000 worth of renovations, it's now called a tear-down."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Painting the Ceiling

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"You're welcome."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.