Home Makeover Dreamer Pillows

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Uneven room.

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Pampered and poodled.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Planner at work.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'