Home Project Dreamer Prints

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Home depot."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

D.I.Y

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Painting

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

Realty. Remember

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

The Tardis Shed

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).