Home Decor Dreamer Prints

A hammer sits in front of his hunting trophies

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

The House Where Everything Wound Up and Played a Tune

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"You always think this is going to be the sconce that change everything for you."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Could be worse."

"This isn't quite the lounge scene I had in mind."

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Alternate Views of Life

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

Surreal war artist.

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Shelter Cat Nap

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."