Construction Dreamer Prints

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Developers vs Planners

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"It's a mobile."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'