Construction Dreamer Gifts

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Egypt Home Depot. Pyramid Plan. Hey, Akhmed! Where do we keep the one million limestone blocks?

Developers vs Planners

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"It's a mobile."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Giraffe Portrait

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'