Decoration Dreamer Gifts

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Bob starts to wonder if the pillows are really decorative.

I love what you've done with your hare.

The Art Student.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Shelter Cat Nap

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."