Decoration Dreamer Gifts

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

I love what you've done with your hare.

The Art Student.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Shelter Cat Nap

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"The new house is almost ready!"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'