Interior Decor Dreamer Gifts

"Someday I'd like to make this into my private study, but right now it's my wife's private study."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Use your imagination.

"Home depot."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"You're welcome."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Too bright."

Shelter Cat Nap

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos