Self-build Dreamer Gifts

"I think you might need a few more tools."

'Handyman's Special'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Home depot."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

D.I.Y

"It's a mobile."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

Saving for College.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Painting

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."