Mobile Home Dreamer Gifts

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Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Turtle Trailer Court

'We'll take it!'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Private Jet

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"So...do you have a job now?"

'Handyman's Special'

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'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Man building a tree house

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Realty. Remember

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Single Family Home Sanctuary

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"I think you might need a few more tools."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

Affordable housing

"That's way out of my price range..."