Dream Home Dreamer Gifts

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

"It's perfect."

House Keys.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

"You're in luck. A bounce house just came on the market."

"Imagine both the house and the blueprint."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Insomnia.

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

Failed mobile home designs

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"It's got a great view!"

Surreal war artist.

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

'Er, and should you ever need primal scream therapy, this house has a treatment centre conveniently next door.'