Dream Home Dreamer Pillows

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

"It's perfect."

House Keys.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

"You're in luck. A bounce house just came on the market."

"Imagine both the house and the blueprint."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Home Foreclosed Home.

Realty. Remember

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Insomnia.

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Failed mobile home designs

Surreal war artist.

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"That's way out of my price range..."