Home Dreamers Gifts

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'What, you wanted to see something in the one fifty range, didn't you?'

"One day, I'd like to settle down."

'It was you who wanted a house by the river'

'The bad news is that your monthly payment will be $24,089.23. The good news is that it will never increase.'

Couple with a piggy bank house

'Well, goodbye. And thanks for your feigned interest.'

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'

"Is it right on the lagoon?"

'We'll take it!'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Home Foreclosed Home.

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

Realty. Remember

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

Insomnia.

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Surreal war artist.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"It's got a great view!"