Home Dreamers Prints

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'What, you wanted to see something in the one fifty range, didn't you?'

"One day, I'd like to settle down."

'It was you who wanted a house by the river'

'The bad news is that your monthly payment will be $24,089.23. The good news is that it will never increase.'

Couple with a piggy bank house

'Well, goodbye. And thanks for your feigned interest.'

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'

'We'll take it!'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Home Foreclosed Home.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Insomnia.

The Rudges' peaceful home

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

"Mobile Tree Home"

"It's got a great view!"

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

'Er, and should you ever need primal scream therapy, this house has a treatment centre conveniently next door.'

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'