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'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

A Family Home

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'We'll take it!'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Home Foreclosed Home.

Turtle Home

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

Realty. Remember

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

Nest building

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

Changing house name.

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"It's got a great view!"

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

"Homeowner please help."

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"