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'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

A Family Home

'We'll take it!'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Home Foreclosed Home.

Turtle Home

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

Nest building

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Changing house name.

"That's way out of my price range..."

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"Homeowner please help."

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"It's got a great view!"