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"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

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I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

The Big Tree

"You've got termites."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

Nest building

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Changing house name.

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

Satan in the fireplace

"Homeowner please help."

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'The Pentagon has ruled, Sargeant, since the barracks is your home,you can keep a dog, or a cat, but not both.'

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!!

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."

'I like child bearing HIPS!'

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

Big Name Foreign Rugby Players Are Going Home.

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

'Are you thinking of selling your bijou residence?'

"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."