Mobile Home Adventurer Gifts

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Captain steering house through flood.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

G.P.S. For the Home

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Failed mobile home designs

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

"Mobile Tree Home"

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

"Watch out for the low beams!"

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Shoe house

"There's no room up here, but we can rent you a room in back if you like."