Motor Home Adventurer Gifts

"It says here that 10,000 baby boomers are retiring every year."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Mine's camper."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Boat Launch'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

G.P.S. For the Home

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

Santa Harley

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

"Mobile Tree Home"

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"Watch out for the low beams!"

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"