Automotive Adventurers Gifts

Men smiling over a spiked tyre

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Caution, Student Self-Driver

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"He only made first four installments."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

COWS: Spare cow

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Gas eyedropper.

Dentists on Holiday

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'