Auto Adventure Lover Gifts

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Nice park. . .

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

A series of Exit signs.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Nice smile.'

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.