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'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Nice park. . .

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

A series of Exit signs.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Nice smile.'