Automotive Adventurers Mugs

Men smiling over a spiked tyre

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"He only made first four installments."

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

COWS: Spare cow

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Gas eyedropper.

Dentists on Holiday

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers