Driving Adventurer Mugs

Congratulations on Passing Your Driving Test.

Your daughter takes to driving like a crash dummy to an airbag.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Car Journey.

'Boat Launch'

Route 666.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Are we there yet?'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!