Adventure Driver Mugs

'Spending the kids' inheritance doesn't go far enough - we want to bugger up the environment for them too.'

You're Lost.

'It happens every time I go over a bump.'

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The next fast train has gone.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Alternative Airport

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'