New Driver Adventure Mugs

'I took a short cut.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Mad For It

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Look on the bright side, at least we're keeping our heads above water

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Desert Island Raking

Bon Voyage

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'I brake for animals'

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

GPS HIghway to Hell

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"