New Driver Adventure Mugs

'I took a short cut.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Mad For It

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Look on the bright side, at least we're keeping our heads above water

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'I brake for animals'

Bon Voyage

Desert Island Raking

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"