Driving Newbie Mugs

'How was my emergency stop?'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Its nothing to do with driving---I've just lost my virginity!'

Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.

Learner cow.

Student driver and a student mechanic.

Caution - Student Driver.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Someday, the worm will turn.

'I brake for animals'

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Told you so.'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'