First-time Driver Enthusiast Mugs

"If you hear me scream . . . Dear God, Jesus Christ, what are you doing, then I want you to apply your foot to the brake!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

'The penguin is upset...'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

'I brake for animals'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

GPS HIghway to Hell

Stone Age Driving Test

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Second Chance Exit.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"You call that teaching."

I don't brake for tail gators.

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

Airport Terminal. Rental Cars. That self-driving vehicle is waiting for us to go first. It's a courtesy van!

Grandma's pies.

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"