Novice Driver Mugs

Diving School.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Bumpy Ride

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'I brake for animals'

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

Tourist Attractions

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

GPS HIghway to Hell

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Second Chance Exit.

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Caution - Student Driver.

Riding School Accidents

Grandma's pies.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Student driver and a student mechanic.

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'How was my emergency stop?'