Novice Driver Pillows

Diving School.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Bumpy Ride

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Global Positioning System - ERROR Your big fat head is in the way

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'I brake for animals'

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

GPS HIghway to Hell

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

Tourist Attractions

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Second Chance Exit.

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Caution - Student Driver.

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"I guess it's okay if you don't park my car in the garage. Just make sure you roll up the windows."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Grandma's pies.

Riding School Accidents

Student driver and a student mechanic.

Airport Terminal. Rental Cars. That self-driving vehicle is waiting for us to go first. It's a courtesy van!

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve