Driving Newbies Pillows

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Bob's Driving School.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Learner Driver

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'I brake for animals'

Someday, the worm will turn.

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'How am I doing?'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is between driving and texting."

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

The driverless car

Young driver's guide to road signs.