Driving Newbies Gifts

'For future reference, when I say 'parallel park', I mean in the road.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Bob's Driving School.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Someday, the worm will turn.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

'I brake for animals'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

The driverless car

"The first adult decision he's had to make is between driving and texting."

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'How am I doing?'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'