Novice Drivers Gifts

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'I brake for animals'

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

GPS HIghway to Hell

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Second Chance Exit.

Grandma's pies.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Caution - Student Driver.

Airport Terminal. Rental Cars. That self-driving vehicle is waiting for us to go first. It's a courtesy van!

"I guess it's okay if you don't park my car in the garage. Just make sure you roll up the windows."

Student driver and a student mechanic.

Riding School Accidents

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'How was my emergency stop?'

You can only get hit from the rear!

'Check your blind spot'

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

Sign in car says 'Soccer Mom on Board', man passing is socked by mom.