New Driver Gifts

'Told you so.'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Second Chance Exit.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Doofus, next right...Attention! Just because YOU are a Doofus doesn't mean you MUST exit next right

Learner driver about to merge into eight lanes of traffic.

Don't phone and drive!

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Yes, I'm sure you didn't stop at the railroad crossing."

"I guess it's okay if you don't park my car in the garage. Just make sure you roll up the windows."

Grandma's pies.

GPS HIghway to Hell

'...and then there was a little tinkle and the car just stopped.'

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'I brake for animals'

Green Cross Code: Avoid cars, avoid meat, avoid fur.

'Sorry. I meant sharp LEFT!'

Airport Terminal. Rental Cars. That self-driving vehicle is waiting for us to go first. It's a courtesy van!

Sign in car says 'Soccer Mom on Board', man passing is socked by mom.

'I wasn't supposed to do that,was I!'

'Here's a car like ours but obviously driven by a woman!!!'

'Is this the third turning on the left,Officer?'

You can only get hit from the rear!

"Go left, I forgot to get a lid for my coffee."

"I need to tinkle."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."