Driver Gifts

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'

Caution: Trees obscuring view of forest next 5 miles.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'It just came out of NOWHERE!!'

'I was sending an email to a client from my laptop when I spilled the coffee I was drinking, wihile I was on my cell phone, so you see, officer, it wasn't my fault.'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Which way to turn?

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

"It makes a loud grinding sound whenever I merge onto the highway."

Deja Vu Highway

Heading in the right direction.

Please use tunnel vision,

Road Closed - Please Stay Home.

'That woke me up, too!'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Man staring at a large confusing map

'What's the point of insurance if you don't use it?'

Grey area ahead.

Big stone in the road

"It seems like we already have plenty of driverless cars."

Driver sees sign: 'Room for Improvement ... Next 2600 Miles'

'What do you mean I was driving erratically?'

The End.

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

"But I have a witness. Here, talk to her yourself."

"Ease up on the gas you're flooding it."

'I think you're following too close!'

'Where's that new parking attendant?'

'Take this report and put it into the form of a bumper sticker.'

'I just love the snow, everything is so peaceful!'

'Clocked you going broadband in a dial-up zone.'

"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."

"Hang on a moment...I'm on the other phone"

Bug on the windshield.

"Oh yeah...winter. Now I remember!"