Driver Gifts

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'

Caution: Trees obscuring view of forest next 5 miles.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'It just came out of NOWHERE!!'

'I was sending an email to a client from my laptop when I spilled the coffee I was drinking, wihile I was on my cell phone, so you see, officer, it wasn't my fault.'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Which way to turn?

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

"It makes a loud grinding sound whenever I merge onto the highway."

Deja Vu Highway

Heading in the right direction.

GPS recalculating

Please use tunnel vision,

Drive Carefully.

'That woke me up, too!'

Road Closed - Please Stay Home.

Grey area ahead.

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"It seems like we already have plenty of driverless cars."

Big stone in the road

Man staring at a large confusing map

'What's the point of insurance if you don't use it?'

'What do you mean I was driving erratically?'

The End.

Driver sees sign: 'Room for Improvement ... Next 2600 Miles'

"But I have a witness. Here, talk to her yourself."

'Me? I'm an ambulance driver.'

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

Bug on the windshield.

'Take this report and put it into the form of a bumper sticker.'

'I think you're following too close!'

'Where's that new parking attendant?'

"Hang on a moment...I'm on the other phone"

"Oh yeah...winter. Now I remember!"

'No Sir, it's not a prescription for your 'weird, dizzy turns where everything slows down and you have to go faster to compensate'.'