Race Driver Gifts

'Need a lift?'

Team Leader

"I need to tinkle."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Under pressure.

"Eat my dust!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Danger Slow Sand.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Exit Next Left

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'