Race Driver Gifts

'Need a lift?'

Team Leader

"I need to tinkle."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Under pressure.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Eat my dust!"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Danger Slow Sand.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Exit Next Left

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."