Racecar Driver Gifts

Fast driver

A Racecar Winner at Breakfast

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Adrenaline Rush Hour

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

'What's the problem? You won the race, didn't you?'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Finishing Line

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Formula One Finish Line.

"Hurry up, I'll lose the lead!" "Now where did I put those nuts?"

Formula One Centaur

Dad, for successful Formula One drivers, it's necessary to have enough space for commercial batches!

Grand Prix winner drinking all the champagne.

'...My daughter could have married a dentist, you know...'

How's My Charioteering?

Get ready ... Get set ...

Team Leader

"I need to tinkle."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Under pressure.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)