Car Racer Gifts

fanatic driver.

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I need to tinkle."

A smiling cyclist

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Tractor Racing

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Get a life

GPS flag in road

'Think Basics.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Pamplona 500

'I believe you were first.'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'What, no onion rings?'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

"Slug bug...not hit backs!"

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Recently Retired NASCAR Driver.

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

USA super power

The rally driver's breakfast

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'