Cart Racer Gifts

Hypermarket

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Pamplona 500

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

Biggest Hat Award

"Never mind showing him the fence, show him the winning post."

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

'Well this could be a problem.'

'Faster, our past is catching up with us!'

Jenny always won. That's what mattered.

fanatic driver.

Shopping Cart Races

'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

Supermarket traffic lights.

McGhee makes a run for it!

"Just passed the post - sadly not first, but last in the previous race!"

'My dad's very kind to animals. Yesterday he put his shirt on a horse that was scratched.'

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

'Oops! Sorry about that!'

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

'I don't want to imply that your boat is slow, but that tortoise just passed us.'

Jockey with blinkers.