Cart Racing Devotee Gifts

Dragster shopper

"I need to tinkle."

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'I win!'

A tessellation of running figures.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Think Basics.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Golf cart in the hospital.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

There's nothing like the real thing!

USA super power

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

race car drivers.

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

The Finish Line

Ostriches

'...My daughter could have married a dentist, you know...'

Incentive

Formula 1.

Formula One snail

Counting sheep hurdling.

Formula 1.

'Did my horse win?' - 'No, he failed the drug test.'

'Would you like a cart?'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked.'

"Good question. On the surface, it's a dainty, attractive car! But undernearth, it's nothing but guy...a touch of friskiness mixed with subtle power!"