Cart Racing Admirer Gifts

Horse and cart racing alongside horse and riders.

"I need to tinkle."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'God's speed.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Cheesie Rider

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'I win!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Grim reaper ambulance

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

Cars at the drive in.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

The Horse Races

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'Think Basics.'

'Oh, I'm very fast, but my dad's problem is that I'm not competitive at all...'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

Golf cart in the hospital.

'What, no onion rings?'

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Bahrain F1

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

"Now remember if anyone asks... You're the navigator."

Sore Loser