Cart Racing Gifts

Horse and cart racing alongside horse and riders.

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Snail Racing

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Tractor Racing

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Cheesie Rider

Baby Race.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Birthday Racing Car

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