Cart Racer Mugs

Hypermarket

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Pamplona 500

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

Runner with a kick-starter.

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

"Never mind showing him the fence, show him the winning post."

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

Biggest Hat Award

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

'Well this could be a problem.'

'Faster, our past is catching up with us!'

McGhee makes a run for it!

Jenny always won. That's what mattered.

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Shopping Cart Races

fanatic driver.

Supermarket traffic lights.

'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

'My dad's very kind to animals. Yesterday he put his shirt on a horse that was scratched.'

Walking the dog.

"Just passed the post - sadly not first, but last in the previous race!"

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

'Oops! Sorry about that!'

'I don't want to imply that your boat is slow, but that tortoise just passed us.'