Stock Car Racer Mugs

Pamplona 500

"I need to tinkle."

Bob's Driving School.

A smiling cyclist

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Chris Froome

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Get ready ... Get set ...

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

GPS flag in road

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'What, no onion rings?'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

But officer, I am supposed to be the fastest animal on earth!

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Recently Retired NASCAR Driver.

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'