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Pamplona 500

"I need to tinkle."

Bob's Driving School.

A smiling cyclist

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'What, no onion rings?'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

But officer, I am supposed to be the fastest animal on earth!

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.