Shopping Cart Racer T-Shirts

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

Child driving a toy car

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Pamplona 500

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

Easy Course

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Competition in supermarket to win a trolley with all the wheels that actually work'

Shopping Cart Races

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Supermarket traffic lights.

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

fanatic driver.

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

Bird on icy lake in shopping trolley.

To prevent aisles form getting plugged up, Food Baron outfitted its carts with shopper prods.

Horse and cart racing alongside horse and riders.

'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'

Human Cull: People in the supermarket who stop and chat with their carts blocking the aisle.

Look to the future, where it's only a matter of time before,,,We have Sports Utility Shopping Carts

Fore!

'Sorry about this, but I lost my wife's grocery list.'

Two costermongers

'This is your third speeding fine this week. You are banned from the store.'