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Bird on icy lake in shopping trolley.

Night of the Zombonies.

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Bunny Hill

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

It's all gravy.

Trawling for Fish.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Innovate or die.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Ice skating

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Double bass skating

Skateboard Olympics.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Snowman and girl

Who said money was not a motivator?

Scooter Romance

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

Hockey cheerleaders.

'Torville and Cow'.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.