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Bird on icy lake in shopping trolley.

Night of the Zombonies.

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Bunny Hill

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Trawling for Fish.

It's all gravy.

Innovate or die.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Thin Ice

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Skateboard Olympics.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Double bass skating

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Ice skating

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'Torville and Cow'.

Who said money was not a motivator?

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

Hockey cheerleaders.

Snowman and girl

Scooter Romance

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.