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'Best rabbit dog I ever had.'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Supply Chain

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Online Shopping.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'