Skater Enthusiast Gifts

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

"If your not going out to get drunk why are you wearing Jason's skateboard outfit?"

'I don't care how cool it's supposed to be dad, you are not going like that!'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Innovate or die.

Thin Ice

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Giant Ice Skates

Man Skating With Dog.

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Skateboard Olympics.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

Corporate Image

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Skating along

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Cleaning service on skates.

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Snakeboarding.

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."