Skate Culture Enthusiast Gifts

Boy skateboarding off the back of a car shaped like a skateboard ramp.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Innovate or die.

Thin Ice

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Corporate Image

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Skateboard Olympics.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"You're pathetic."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Cleaning service on skates.

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Let's do it.'

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Skating along

Snakeboarding.

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Penguins - one is skating.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skating.

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"Come on, boy!"