Skate Culture Enthusiast Gifts

Boy skateboarding off the back of a car shaped like a skateboard ramp.

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Innovate or die.

Thin Ice

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Corporate Image

Skateboard Olympics.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Snakeboarding.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Let's do it.'

Cleaning service on skates.

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Skating along

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Penguins - one is skating.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"Come on, boy!"

Skating.

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.