Skate Culture Fan Gifts

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Raging Bull on Ice

Thin Ice

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Skating along

Snakeboarding.

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Cleaning service on skates.

Let's do it.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Penguins - one is skating.

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

Skateboard English

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skating.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."